Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Michael Brown

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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