Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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I Have a Black Friend

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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