What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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The game!

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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