Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Black People.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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