Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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If you are my friend like it!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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poo is yummy

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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