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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What causes floods? Too much water.

women's rights.