what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Watch your lips.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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