How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

what's red and blue? your heart

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

How are you? Yes

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Bake until golden at 375

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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