a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

she wasn't 18

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

W.N.B.A.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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