What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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