- Anti Joke

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

How old are you? 20

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.