- Anti Joke

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

a ginger has a soul

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.