- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

your father died

19th amendment

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Woman.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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