- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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