Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Women's Rights.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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