Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Anti Joke

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