Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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I'm banging your sister.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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