Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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