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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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