Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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