How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Women's Rights.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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