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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Yes.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist