Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Melbourne Football Club.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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