One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Joey mayer's face

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A snake walks into a bar

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Girls Basketball.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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