what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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