- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

:O + :P = 69

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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