A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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where are you?

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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AVB

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Cleveland winning something

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Penis

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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