what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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ginger

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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