What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

The 13th Amendment...

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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