Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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asian drivers.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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general tso's broccoli

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sarah taylor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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mc hammers income.

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miley cyrus

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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