- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Niki Minaj's ass

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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