Yo mamas so fat

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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