- Anti Joke

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow went moo

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Republicans

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

motley crew

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

I like pom

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child