[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Are you Drew?

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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