- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Knock knock. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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