A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

How much did the Holla Cost?

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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