- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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