Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Obama

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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