- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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