Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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a retard lost...

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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who farted your mother

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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poop

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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