Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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a retard lost...

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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who farted your mother

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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