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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Dancing Potatoe!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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