How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Women's rights

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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fart+fart=poop

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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