A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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I tell an anti joke!.

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