- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

how did little johnny die? i killed him

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

You should never talk to strangers.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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