What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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