- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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