What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

your a towel.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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