A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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