Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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