LOL May Wong

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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PENlS.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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69

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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So. The gays. ...

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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