Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

yo momma so fat that she's fat

my namew is jd

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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