Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Johnson stops eating

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Bloody kids ...

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Potato

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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LOL May Wong

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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