- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

My butt!!!!

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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