- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Justin Beiber

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

I enjoy anal.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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