- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

women have rights

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What is White over Black? Society.

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