Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

T-Dog scare me

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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