- Anti Joke

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.