The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

a man walks into horse bar

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

ROSS G IS OBESE

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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