Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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