Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Women's rights.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

save water shower with friends

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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