Black People.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What is 2+2? 4!

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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This is not a joke.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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This one sucks!

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Dubstep < Music

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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