whats 2+2? 4

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Hi Shelby!!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Gestapo.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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