- Anti Joke

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.