What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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