- Anti Joke

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What is the difference between a duck?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.