Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

liam buchan is gay !

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

buttcrack thumbs up

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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