"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Mitt Romney.

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You just won the game...

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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