- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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